TAYPES OF GIRLS

HARD DISK GIRLS

she remembers everything, FOREVER



RAM GIRLS

she forgets about you, the moment you turn her off



WINDOW GIRLS:

everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her




SCREENSAVER GIRLS:

She is good for nothing but at least she is fun



INTERNET GIRLS

Difficult to access



SERVER GIRLS

Always busy when you need her



MULTIMEDIA GIRLS

She makes horrible things look beautiful



CD-ROM GIRLS

She is always faster and faster



EMAIL GIRLS

Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense



VIRUS GIRLS

Also known as 'wife'' when you are not expecting her, she
comes, installs herself and uses all your resources